oil

1. (oil) (513↑, 164↓)

A hydrocarbon-based, flammable, highly-polluting liquid formed as a result of millions of years of decaying sediment composed of dead microscopic animals. This fossil fuel is the lifeblood of our Industrial civilization, and for as long as it can be cheaply extracted, we are hopelessly dependent upon it for transportation, agriculture, electricity, fashion, chemicals, fertilizers, cosmetics, plastics, medical, and technological needs. Unfortunately for us, the geologists, analysts, mathematicians, and former oil-company employees have all repeatedly come up with proof that our oil supply will be almost gone by the end of the 21st century, and that oil production will peak within a few years from now, if it hasn't already sone so. After it peaks the oil will then become more expensive to extract than to use. And immediately after that, prices will soar, businesses will shut down, people will panic like animals, economies will collapse, wars will break out, blood will soak the ground, and billions of people will die horrible deaths as our species shrinks back to the population of the 1700s, or even that of Medieval times. All because of that cursed, smelly brown muck that was once found oozing from the round.

Our religious belief that our oil supply is infinite will be the death of billions of us when Nature eventually forces us to see how wrong we are. Too bad we STILL haven't advanced our alternative fuel sources to prepare for that inevitable day when the last drop of cheap oil can be extracted.

Author: sarcastic http://oil.urbanup.com/538866

2. (Oil) (279↑, 83↓)

Slang term for promethazine w/ codeine cough syrup in Houston, Texas. Syn) Drank, Lean Barr

Hook me up with some of that oil man, i gonna go get leaned on that syrup

Author: Andy Dandy http://oil.urbanup.com/1157473

3. (oil) (349↑, 214↓)

Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war\!

By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year\!

Author: awex http://oil.urbanup.com/429521

4. (oil) (112↑, 38↓)

Also used as another name for drank or syrup(a codine/promithezene mixture in liquid form, originating in H-town). This is because of the thickness of the drank and the thickness of oil, hence they are used in comparison.

1.Say, you got any dat good oil?

Author: ? http://oil.urbanup.com/306528

5. (oil) (145↑, 80↓)

A versatile substance that is composed of thousands of compounds, including polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs. Can be purchased with money or the murdered souls of +3000 American lives and/or 500,000 Iraqi children.

Dick Cheney pours oil on his breakfast cereal instead of milk.

Author: Pigeon McNugget http://oil.urbanup.com/280900

6. (oil) (123↑, 64↓)

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

Author: Jordan http://oil.urbanup.com/854347

7. (oil) (76↑, 57↓)

The real reason for Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Why are we in Iraq so long?

Author: army_azn http://oil.urbanup.com/1031307

8. (Oil) (12↑, 4↓)

A very good looking man. Mostly used within male conversation to point out a good looking man, in a manly fashion (as if to point out competition). Often has a very good sense of fashion and more often than not is jacked/ripped. When describing an oil, one can be referred to as 'oily'.

I was crucifying my guns in the gym the other day, when this colossal oil walked in, just pulling birds with his stare. Oi chief, oil at 12 o'clock. We may have trouble slamming these birds.

Author: The Shifty Trader http://oil.urbanup.com/4927922

9. (Oil) (12↑, 4↓)

A brown substance that is quickly being depleted. It can be pronounced as "oy-ull" or "oll" depending on the region.

I just struck oil\!

Author: Sir Demonosapien http://oil.urbanup.com/4016610

10. (OIL) (24↑, 15↓)

Old Ill and Loaded A young attractive woman will look for an Old ill and rich man to marry just before he dies in order to get her hands on the cash.

Shes looking for a man in OIL

Author: Rob Mayor http://oil.urbanup.com/2183793

11. (Oil) (13↑, 8↓)

One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

Author: zoyroy http://oil.urbanup.com/3266152

12. (oil) (62↑, 58↓)

The thing that Bush is after. The only thing that keeps Bush from demolishing Iraq.

Bush is after Iraqi oil

Author: Anti-Bush http://oil.urbanup.com/136458

13. (OIL) (30↑, 27↓)

1-See any of these other fine enteries, [Webster's] or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun\!) 2-OIL O-peration I-raqi L-iberation Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt. Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a [PATRIOT act] manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold. And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

Author: Jester http://oil.urbanup.com/895387

14. (Oil) (17↑, 15↓)

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the [decay] of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil? Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

Author: The BIZ http://oil.urbanup.com/1133257

15. (Oil) (1↑, 0↓)

Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit. Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like [Norway]. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the [UN], which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the [money] for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/

If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil. - My granpa died yesterday .. - Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie\! - Damn, dude got a lot of oil. - Fo sho - You think he's [Norwegian] or what?

Author: Weird Al Auchwitz http://oil.urbanup.com/5161572

16. (oil) (11↑, 12↓)

Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels. To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To [lubricate]

He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out. I'm oiled.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://oil.urbanup.com/598961

17. (oil) (29↑, 31↓)

What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe\!

Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN\!

Author: U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF\! http://oil.urbanup.com/875252

18. (Oil) (28↑, 31↓)

A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.

Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?

Author: Connor http://oil.urbanup.com/782471

19. (oil) (16↑, 20↓)

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

Author: Dan http://oil.urbanup.com/277506

20. (oil) (18↑, 22↓)

Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.

The oil was runing low, so gots us some more. Yee haw\!

Author: Bush is my Bitch http://oil.urbanup.com/194352

21. (oil) (0↑, 5↓)

flattery of an insincere or unscrupulous sort

I did not believe her oil for a minute.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://oil.urbanup.com/5426345

22. (Oil) (11↑, 17↓)

1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth. 2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion. 3. Actually exists almost everywhere. 4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology). 5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place) 6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with. 7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers. 8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.

The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh\!\!\!\!\! We are running out of oil Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?

Author: NerdToTheEnd http://oil.urbanup.com/2298961

23. (oil) (15↑, 23↓)

Something the Confederate States of America would be self-sufficient in were it still around.

If gas goes up to $4/ gallon, we'll have another civil war.

Author: Grand Admiral Thrawn http://oil.urbanup.com/1158459

24. (oil) (14↑, 22↓)

1)a smooth black fluid with a pungent flavor and universal appeal. 2)the only thing keeping [Iraq] from being a [crator].

OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation\}

Author: Ebot http://oil.urbanup.com/66460

25. (oil) (4↑, 17↓)

An alcoholic beverage.

"I'm tryin' to get on dat oil"

Author: "Da Kang" http://oil.urbanup.com/2546057

26. (oil) (19↑, 32↓)

A substance which the United States economy relies heavily on. Contrary to popular belief, the world has enough oil to last for at least 500 years. The global oil supply will last for approximately 500 years, even if consumption rates increase by 15%. A variety of products are produced from chemicals and such that are found in crude oil. Crude oil is the raw, unrefined substance taken directly from the earth.

Jimmy: "Gas prices are gonna never stop going up, because we only have 40 years left of oil". Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%\!"

Author: Oil Makes The World Go Round http://oil.urbanup.com/1676599

27. (oil) (13↑, 27↓)

Mixture of marijuana grinded into powder that is wrapped up in tobacco paper and smoked

let's do some oil

Author: sexsecrets http://oil.urbanup.com/623933

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Last updated: 2012.03.01